February 8, 2010

Just Another Normal Weekend

Last Thursday, after a long week last week, I was saddened to hear from Ricky (9 yrs old) that our neighbor had passed away in her home that day.  That was too bad, I didn’t really know the lady and she was in the other half of the duplex from Ricky, so that was a bit odd. 

But I was real excited it was Friday because I don’t work Fridays!  YEY!  Jonah had been sleeping poorly, and Friday morning at 6:45 I was stoked he was still asleep (in my bed next to me, but asleep).  He even slept through Beulah bounding out of bed when someone knocked on our door at 6:45 am.   He also slept through me letting Beulah bark as I creeped around the front room on my knees peering out the blinds at the unrecognizable people in dark clothing that were on my porch and at my gate.  I opted to not answer the door.  Unfortunately my front door was unlocked because Dusty had just left for work, but they didn’t try the knob so I locked it very very quietly after they walked toward the gate.  Jonah was fussing by this time, and I didn’t see where they went when they left because I had to rush back into my bedroom.  Probably a good thing since I had managed to set a pillow on Jonah’s face when getting up and he wasn’t too happy about that.  I spent the rest of the morning until the sun came up in Jonah’s room on the back of the house because I didn’t want to turn on any lights until the sun woke up too. I didn’t know where my visitors had gone.

Jonah was sick all day so I pretty much spent the day trying to get him to sleep.  Saturday was the same.  He didn’t have a fever so I figured it was either a growth spurt or those nasty teeth that are coming in, seemingly three at a time on the top gum.  Because he hadn’t been sleeping I decided to do some “time trials” in North Salt Lake.  This involved me testing how long it takes to get from various locations in North Salt Lake or Bountiful to my work downtown.  I drove for over an hour and Jonah slept  peacefully the whole time!  YEY! 

When we got home, our neighbor William (name changed to protect his identity) was on our couch talking to Dustin.  I noticed that the $50 Dusty had gotten earlier that day from his boss for some side jobs he does was sitting on our entry table.  So, upon entering I casually set my purse on top of the cash.  William is that kind of a friend. 

William was a bit down on his luck, explaining how his sister has taken the family money and left him to care for his ailing mother who, when drinking fifths of scotch, tells William he is just like his father.   William, usually drunk and exuberant,  explained that not only is he a trained musician, but a schooled chef!  He had, after all, recently wooed the owners of the Metro Cafe (the drug front that poses as a hamburger joint by our house that is occasionally open) but their only replies to the wondrous hamburgers he had created was “William, we cannot afford you.”

Despite his lack of a job, William has a positive outlook and has high hopes for the neighborhood.  He wanted lots of kids to move in because families are how this street is going to get back on its feet.  In fact, William cares so much about his neighborhood that he has all of our backs.  He watches out for all of us, actually.  A sort of “protection for hire” actually.  I mean, of course he does this for free because he cares about the community.  But in a way, he is the reason we are all safe.

Because of William’s dedicated effort to our neighborhood and all the many things that he does for us that go unrecognized, and because a good man was down on his luck for years and years due to no fault of his own, Dusty obliged him with the $10 to buy the dead lady’s tv that her caring husband was selling on the lawn in front of the house.

William had one more problem.  A few moments later he knocked and asked if “I might borrow your hand truck.”  After realizing what a hand truck is (it’s a dolly) Dusty let him borrow it and helped him push the 1960’s television in a big wooden built-in across the street to his house.  However, Dusty was a bit curious “how did you know we had a hand truck in the garage, William?”  “Some call it snooping.  I, however, call it keeping an eye on friends.”  Dusty withheld the urge to give William more money for his increased protection services.

Jonah finally napped well on Sunday and I could tell he felt a lot better.  I was thrilled and actually got a few things done around the house.  We went to a superbowl party for a minute, but had to leave as Jonah is not ready for Superbowl cheering yet.  When Jonah and I got home, our neighbor Rosa was in her yard, along with her whole family.  I stopped to chat and she told me they had come home to someone trying to steal their trampoline.  Diego and Ricky helped piece the story together for me since my Spanish isn’t perfect, and apparently the dead lady’s husband not only sold her television, but thought he’d also sell the trampoline.   Unfortunately, the trampoline didn’t belong to the dead lady; it was Ricky’s.  The argument was settled and the trampoline was reassembled in Ricky’s yard despite the woman I could hear but not see screaming “My daughter paid good money for that trampoline.” 

 After checking to be sure the bicycles were still there, Ricardo and Rosa and I chatted about the kids and how fast they all grow up.  I am not sure where William was when the trampoline debacle was going down, he must have been off duty that day.

I mentioned the 6:45 am visitors I had received on Friday and Rosa indicated they had also gone to her house and to another house on the street.  They were looking for information about the lady who had passed away.  Apparently they had just heard the news and were really upset.  Obviously so upset they thought 6:45 was an appropriate time to knock on doors.

I can imagine it was upsetting to them, though.  Imagine if you visited someone at 6 am nearly every day for the last year to purchase your crack and one day they just up and OD’d on you?  I can imagine how distraught you would be. 

Dead lady’s husband is hauling truckloads of items away from their property and now we all have our eyes on him to ensure our property doesn’t mistakenly make its way to the back of his truck as well.

Jonah is feeling much better today and we all slept really well last night.

February 2, 2010

Dream Job

“What can you naturally do with ease that is difficult for other people to do?”

That’s your dream job, or so someone told me once. I have been thinking about this for years.

I am really good at making people cry.

I am really good at making sharp cutting remarks, like slaps on the knuckles.

I am as kind and loving as a saint. really.

I like to play the martyr.

Hot dog, I’ve found it!  I should be a nun!

January 24, 2010

Wow

Watch my nephew signing. I am biased, but it’s pretty awesome!

January 23, 2010

Mommy Cam

"I'm a wipe this on your gwasses"

January 21, 2010

A Deluxe Apartment in the Sky!

We are thinking about buying a new house.  Thinking as in, we are trying to fix things in our house to sell, looking at new ones with a realtor starting Saturday.  So, if you know anyone who wants to overpay for a crappy house in downtown SLC, I know where they can get one.  :)  I plan on tiling the fireplace all by myself friday and saturday… NO MATTER WHAT.  Hear that, Jonah?  NO MATTER. 

Actually, we love our house despite my endless complaints.  But let me tell you what happened Tuesday night.  Dusty is brewing beer.  Yes, from home.  It is awesome!  Just that he is doing it, not the beer.  Jury’s still out on that because it isn’t done yet.  (I sortof wish he was starting a new hobby of washing laundry, but this hobby is pretty OK, I guess) So.. he decided to get a batch going Tuesday night about 4:30pm.  It took about 3.5 hrs for him to clank around in the kitchen etc.. this means Jonah went to bed mid-batch.  I had to get 2 hrs of work (like work that I get paid for work) done before going to bed, so the later it got, the testier I became as he kicked around in the kitchen and “if you wake up that baby, I am kicking you in the balls.” 

I closed the kitchen door to Jonah’s room and then had to open the door from his room to the bathroom, for the cat, of course.  (YOU piss off my cat and then tell me to just leave the door closed anyway.  Trust me, it’s better for all if I just continue to be bullied around by her.  I can show you the scars) So I told Dusty he could choose:  brew beer, or pee.  Can’t do both tonight.  Can’t go in both rooms.

He chose the beer.  (shocker?) 

So that meant he couldn’t cool the batch in the bathtub and had to cool it in the kitchen sink.   This required him to go to the 7 eleven for bags of ice which he had to break apart on the front porch because of the noise.  Then, he had to dump this 3 gallon mixture back and forth between two buckets.  I made him do it on the front porch.  He also had to walk from the kitchen into the living room to open a plastic bag or crush an ice tray, then walk it back into the kitchen. 

Jonah actually slept through all of that as well as the rising stench of hops and barley that was horribly strong that evening.   I did get my two hours of work done, and Dusty never had to get a kick in the balls.  But…  that pretty much put the nail in the coffin that we should NOT have to live this way.  What would life be like if we could do something, anything after Jonah goes to sleep?  What if I could wash dishes after he went to sleep?  What if we could go #2 and FLUSH!?!?!?  (TMI?) Because he is sleeping great at nights now (knock on wood) and that should, in a normal world, allow me to do some stuff.

And so, required in our new house, along with the one zip code I am willing to live in, 3+ bed, 2+ bath, is a second kitchen for brewing. 

I am not kidding… ….. much.

January 13, 2010

VACATION!!!! ?????????

Dusty has to go to Las Vegas in March for a full week for work.  I would like to take Jonah and head out there for a long weekend.  This would mean I would be doing at least one flight alone, likely two.  With a baby and all his stuff. Not sure I’m ready for this.

So, any tips?  I mean, he’ll be 7 months then, will be eating some real food which means I can’t just depend on my body to feed him (although thankfully, I largely still can).  I would like to be able to pack ONE bag for the two of us, then diaper bag, and his stoller and car seat.  That’s it.  Possible? 

Please comment and tell me if it’s possible.  Desiree, if you read this, you can’t comment because I know you traveled to Hawaii with TWO kids for one full week while being pregnant – with no husband.  Ha.  At the time I didn’t realize how impressive that is.  Now, I am totally impressed! 

We will be staying in a hotel, likely no “kitchenette” involved, so I figure as long as I have hot water, I’m good to go. 

THOUGHTS???? Should I ship things to myself?  Like his pack n play?  Or try to do it without?  I’m OK with him sleeping with us but he’ll be crawling all over and.. it gives me heart palpitations.

January 9, 2010

Countin’ the Benjamins

I made this resolution before I realized the year was up and the hip thing around town would be makin’ resolutions.  Just so you know.

The kid made us think about maybe trying to not spend all of our money on CD’s and cookies. (Dust the former, and sadly me the latter).  And so, installation numero uno of how to save money around this house was to 1) live off of one salary.  So that is what we are doing.  Putting our money together, saving half of it, and using the other half.  Pretty cool.  This last week we had $70 to make it to Friday….

….stop….. disclaimer time…

*Disclaimer* Some people might find talking about my money as tacky.  Let me explain, I don’t plan on telling you how much we make or have saved in the bank.  I don’t plan on telling you how much our pay checks are.  I am sorry if I make lots more than you and act like I am poor.  I am sorry if I make way less than you and act like I am rich. 

That oughtta do it.

So…  we had $70 to last until Friday, and Dust handed me two tenties he had in his wallet and said “here, use these for spending cash.”  He likes to treat me like his stay at home wife who he gives allowances to now because it’s technically his money we are spending and mine we are saving. (NOTE TO DUSTY: NOT REMOVING THAT STATEMENT)  So, my mom was at my house and she said “I can loan you some money if you need it Kels.”  ha.  I pointed out that I had another whole paycheck sitting there, but I would make it until Friday just fine. 

I got a book from the library called “how to live well on less.”  It was really a big fat waste of the five minutes I skimmed through it.  Don’t carry a ton of credit card debt, don’t buy things you can’t afford like Cadillacs, and use coupons sometimes.  Great.  I know THAT stuff.  THAT was not the wisdom I was looking for.

And so… the first installation of my own “how to” book starts with this gem of knowledge:

How to Save Money on Bath Products

Do you have any idea how many bottles of lotion and soap I have in this house?  I do not know how other people don’t have the stockpile that I managed to get over the years.  Since we get this stuff as gifts ALL THE TIME and yet we buy other products for ourselves which we prefer, my first lesson in how to save money is…. Use the items in your drawers!

How many bottles do I have?

Maybe 20.

NOT KIDDING.  20.  Do you wonder how big my bathroom is?  lol. don’t.  I found all sorts of wonderful things in my bathroom drawers, including everyone’s favorits – old bottles of prescription drugs!  So, when you see me, I might smell like “less than wonderful” bath products.  Or I could smell much better than normal.  My hair might be a little flat, and I might be itching from all the shower gel that really dries out my skin.  OR, I might be itching from a bad concoction of uppers, downers and muscle relaxers.  Either way, I saved some dough!

January 9, 2010

Post Holiday Blitz

Like others, I’ve been too busy to post.  However, HUGE accomplishments have been made around here.  Newsworthy events, I’m tellin’ ya.

My  imp child has been swallowed by this big lard

 

Thanks for the great pictures, Des!

And this one YELLS!  He doesn’t cry too much, but lately he has taken to SCREAMING at us.  Sometimes happily, sometimes sad, he screams and grumbles.  At least he doesn’t cry much. 

"Get me the #@&*@ out of this @%#^ing jumper!"

Jonah has turned into quite the little boy.  He can roll over now, although the return trip to his front from back is a bit sketchy at this point.  He is sleeping wonderfully (not meaning all night, no miracles here) and really likes to hang out in his crib doing acrobatics by himself and turning on his little crib toy thingy.  He turns it on then gets his face real close to the bright colorful lights with the music and the crickets, and falls asleep.  It shuts off, he wakes up and hits the button again and falls asleep. 

His FAVORITE friend so far is Ricky.  LOVES LOVES HIM.

As for us, the ”dining room” was really cramped when it served two purposes, but I bought a foam pad thingy to see if we couldn’t divide this room into thirds.

Book Club

As long as you don’t step backward when you are standing at the kitchen table, you won’t fall into the “playroom.”  But, the playroom is right next to the “office” so that is helpful when I am trying to work from home. UGH.. thanks for the perspective on my post about my house being too small, Ana.  But I will NOT stop complaining, thank you!

Dusty and I went on a driving tour of Bountiful to look at houses.  We just wanted to see.  And, you will all be not very surprised to hear that we didn’t like it.  No offense, Bountiful dwellers… but SLC is home to us, and we don’t want to leave.  While we were driving around, we drove past some… animals.  They were standing at the side of the road and Dusty says “Wow, look at those donkeys.”  Then we both kinda look… “oh” he says, “nevermind, those are deer.”  LOL.  This is why we have to stay in the city.  We don’t even know what a deer is. (to his credit, it was the fattest deer ever!) So then I got to explain that is why we call the mule deer (even though the thought had never ocurred to me previously).  QUITE the educational outing!  Despite all that we can learn in Bountiful, we are staying in the city.  In our clown house for now, although we’re getting ready to make the move.  As soon as any houses go on the market.

It’s amazing to me that in this house, with all that we have going on around here… the one thing that drives me CRAZY is this stupid freaking cat.   I liked cats my whole life.  Couldn’t imagine being without one.  HOWEVER, I think that time has passed.  This thing is .. ugh..  When I am nursing Jonah, trying to get him to sleep, she is literally attacking my legs and meowing.  She follows me around the house now, for some reason, whenever I am home.  And she sleeps next to my face in bed so that I have to sleep like “a question mark” to avoid her and Beulah.  The huge, stinky black lab in the bed – not a problem.  The small tweaker cat – hateful.  She jumps around in Jonahs’ room like it’s Disneyland, and then does something lovely like puking in the doorway.  For some reason Dusty usually is the one who get up and says “I just stepped in something wet.” 

But, she isn’t going anywhere and will outlive us all, I’m sure, cuz’ that’s life.  I had to explain to Dusty that we can’t get rid of her because you don’t get rid of family members.  Then we talked about all those family members we’d prefer to get rid of. ha ha ha.. just kidding, family members!! There is no rule, however, to locking family members in basements or putting them in the yard, hoping they just sortof “get lost” out there.  JOKES, these are jokes. I won’t do that to Olive or my relatives.

Speaking of family members….  while we were at Dusty’s parents for Christmas, his nephew Trace (3 1/2) really wanted to take pictures with my camera.  His pictures turned out AWESOME! Which is really no surprise since his Mom took all the great photos of Jonah (first one on this post).

Of course his picture is of Crampa

Uncle Dan

The photographer (taken by me)

All those milestones I was talking about?  Well… today I put the “cord keeper” on the cords of our computer!!!! I’ve been meaning to do it for about 6 months now.  So, see!  Told you, we’re really going places.

December 25, 2009

Merry Day

December 20, 2009

Four Months

Doctor’s 4-month visit was Friday.  Jonah is climbin’ the charts and is now in the 25% percentile.  Woot!  That is what 5 1/2 ounces of milk every two hours will do to you.  (5 1/2 gummi peaches every two hours however, work even faster, I know).  He has been kindof “off” the past week in the sleep department.  As in, he likes to wake up every two hours again!  YAY!!!!!!  Then, on Friday I forgot how bad he would be after getting his shots.  He was bad at his two month ones, too.  So, he was way OFF this weekend.  And, I earned the Mother of the Year award by forgetting he had the shots and not giving him Tylenol Friday night but wondering why he was sleeping even worse than earlier in the week! 

He didn’t sleep, he didn’t nap, he ate very little…  but he smiled.  I am not sure where this kid got his pleasant demeanor.  While feeling crappy, he would give you a weaker version of his ear to ear grin when you told him jokes.  He is seriously, the best baby ever.  I mean, of course I think that!

Plus, how cute does he look in a snowsuit?

This cute!

This cute!

Let's do this!

"Let's do this!"

Friday night we went to a party at the bowling alley with Santa!  Who knew that’s where you’d find Santa!

We didn’t stay long at the party due to the fact that I was falling asleep while standing and it was way past bedtime, but Jonah did really well.  He was a bit unsure of all the noise and commotion, as usual, but the shots hadn’t set in fully yet so he was quite pleasant.  And, he finally pooped someone!  Lol… All these horror stories of that occuring and here we had not had the pleasure of that experience.  Until now!  Sorry, Aunt Chris!  (this is why Jonah is not wearing socks in his Santa picture and his pants are like 4 inches too short.)